SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1 Bed, unmade
2 Clothes, on floor
3 High-heeled slippers, one here, one there
4 Vintage hats
5 Perfumes, perfumes
6 Violet hand-stitched (by me!) curtains
7) A child, occasionally

SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1) Do You Like Anyone? Most people
2) Does Someone Like You? Not enough
3) Last Kiss? Chaste? Today
4) Been Lead On? Regularly
5) Been Cheated On? Frequently
6) Want A Relationship? I would settle for half a relationship
7) Want to Get Married? I'd rather sit in a deep pit with vipers

SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU ...
1) Believe In God? Yes.No.Yes.
2) Had A Dream Come True? I thought so, but...
3) Read The Newspaper? Since I was two.
4) Get Enough Sleep Everyday? Never
5) Have A Best Friend? For her sins
6) Take A Bath Daily? Yes, and a shower too
7) Wish On Stars? All the time

SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS
1) Fallen In Love? Unfortunately
2) Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? Not that I know of
3) Hooked Up With Someone Who Had A BF/GF? Is that a bad thing? Then the answer is yes
4) Been To A Bonfire? yes
5) Ran Away From Home? Yes, plenty of times
6) Played Strip Poker? Only Poker, but that's a good step-up
7) Pulled An All Nighter? Oh yes!

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1) Cried? Nah
2) Had Fun? Not enough
3) Been Kissed? No, that's why the above
4) Felt Stupid? that's normal for me
5) Talked To An Ex? Emailed, and equally scathing
6) Missed Someone? yes
7) Listened To Music? no

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1 Must find another job
2 Cakes, cakes
3 Must make sure nobody gets hurt
4 Chocolate chocolate
5 Are my boys happy?
6 sex sex
7 Why do I always and only see one fucking magpie, never two?

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
1 water, to wash as well as drink
2 toiletries
3 my children
4 chocolate
5 sex
6 mental stretching
7 erm.... food?