Life beyond adultery

Controversy and compassion From miramaze in miramiramazing (24 minutes old)

Darkness all day long.Not much daylight.Don't feel like doing anything.Sorted the laundry out and did the dishesAlexander phoned to invite me round for tea tomorrow. Phones and broadband workingI'm ta… more

Today From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (35 minutes old)

I've been feeling pretty shitty all day with a sore throat and my chest is still hideous. Possibly the reason I'm not more upset or stressing or anxious is because I am too ill to be. I have been … more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (41 minutes old)

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UK Repels Zombie Attack! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (47 minutes old)

London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown announced today that his office had successfully t… more

Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (59 minutes old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Yesterday From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (1 hour old)

"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, b… more

Mind Your Head. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (1 hour old)

I went to McDonalds yesterday lunchtime and bought a milkshake for the first time in about twenty years. And as I sat there trying to drink it through a straw, I realised I was still suffering from th… more

A MUST VIEW! From Bushka ^Pro in Afterthoughts (1 hour old)

** I've just received the following from a friend of mine abroad! She found it 'stupendous viewing'! For Me! A 'Must' for all....Just a short one....BUT Profound and Thought provoking....The Real Bir… more

Que seral seral From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (1 hour old)

Bristol fashion… more

At Day's End! The Self! From Bushka ^Pro in Shoots and Saplings (1 hour old)

** A teacher was giving a lecture on modern inventions. "Can any of you mention something of importance that did not exist fifty years ago?" she asked. One bright lad in the front row raise… more

Mendip Roads Take Me Home From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (1 hour old)

Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando Down by Pensford Over to Chew Magna Life is old there, older than the cheese Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery Mendip Roads Take me home To the pla… more

Scotland, for the brave From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (1 hour old)

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Not to worry you but ..Moving House - Part 1 From timsuzi ^Pro in My Secret Garden (2 hours old)

Well I’m back online, did you miss me? Now I have read recently that moving home is somewhere near the bottom of the top ten most stressful activities that one can experience, below divorce (done tha… more

Baloney Pony! From davij ^Pro in flip (2 hours old)

:roll: *men r from mars!* *can i have pasta instead?* *sayonara!* *hasta la vista baby!* … more

Edinburgh Food Palaces and a bit of Art Deco From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 hours old)

As readers will know the happy crew spent last weekend in Edinburgh and what a discovery we made. Just over the road from the Cabinet of Dr Caligari Travelodge in St Marys was this place A … more

Thank you... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (4 hours old)

...for all the positive woo-go-you comments on my last post. It has really helped not being questioned by everyone about whether I'm sure if I'm doing the right thing. Obviously I've thought long and … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 hours old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

As a result of last night..... From whoknows in Diary of a Dysfunctional Life (5 hours old)

... a few things have become clear. Firstly, Steve is clearly no longer barred from that particular pub. :( Secondly, he is incapable of making me happy, mainly because he can't be arsed to try.… more

Favourite Jazz Singer! Ella! From Bushka ^Pro in Afterthoughts (6 hours old)

Appropriate it seems for the UK today.......Her Ladyship will soothe....with the inimitable Joe Pass.... ** ** … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 hours old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

We know it's not about the music, now can we move on? From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (7 hours old)

Complain about X Factor's negative influence on music all you want Guardian, but don't forget that X Factor is not about music at all. No, it's a three month advertising campaign designed to sew … more

Witchfest International 2009 - Reclaiming our Herbal Heritage - Part 3 From tylluanpenry in The Magical World of Tylluan Penry (7 hours old)

Another way of discovering more about our herbal heritage is to look at plant names, especially the popular folk names. Many of them have Lady or Old Man in the title. So you get Lady’s Mantle or La… more

Grüßgott! From Bushka ^Pro in Afterthoughts (8 hours old)

** I love this one.....Grússgott! Austrian Greeting! No doubt H! - from Vienna - can elaborate! It is also used in Germany...Whenever I am in Germany I use this form of greeting... The inclement c… more

November Song! From Bushka ^Pro in Shoots and Saplings (8 hours old)

SONG: Autumn-time is coming (sung to the tune of Frere Jacques) Red leaves falling Red leaves falling On the ground On the ground Autumn-time is coming Autumn-time is coming All ar… more

the missing body fat From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (8 hours old)

Since dropping those oodles of body fat last January to April, I can tell you that I am sensitive to the cooler temperatures cropping up here in MalaLand and egads, I get cold quickly. Where's a ho… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 hours old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Something for the Weekend No 117 From Usksider ^Pro in A Little Something For The Weekend? (10 hours old)

Good morning teaser fans... I know some of my regulars are missing this week, so we have the perfect opportunity for someone to step up and be a first-time winner :yes: I won't try and kid you, thi… more

Emotional Constipation From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (17 hours old)

Back,briefly, from my break. Check this! Thanks for your definition of emotional constipation! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com. It should appe… more